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Tue, 21 May 2013 00:13:13 -0400

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Tue, 21 May 2013 00:11:44 -0400

Sometimes at night I suddenly become aware of all the things I’m missing out on right now, and all...

Tue, 21 May 2013 00:11:16 -0400

Sometimes at night I suddenly become aware of all the things I’m missing out on right now, and all the people who I’m not close to anymore, and all of the good times that will never happen again, and all the people who meant the world to me who have forgotten about me forever, and I get this awful feeling that’s kind of like a mix between loneliness and nostalgia.

86timewarp: nevershout-squidgy: incomprehensive: mytardisispin...

Tue, 21 May 2013 00:10:49 -0400

86timewarp:

nevershout-squidgy:

incomprehensive:

mytardisispink:

i-have-been-johnlocked:

super-koopa:

theevilkendra:

madcocaparty:

awesomekodokuna:

4gifs:

Why you shouldn’t microwave a cell phone

LOOKS LIKE YOU JUST OPENED A PORTAL TO HELL

SUMMONING IT’S SPAWN AND SHIT

SATAN

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST.

HOLY MOTHER OF ALL THAT IS GOOD AND HOLY…

WHAT IN THE FUCK HAPPENED

GET

THE FUCKING

SALT

WHAT

THE

ACTUAL

FUCKING

FUCK

WTH?! I see this creepy face opening it’s mouth O_O

Nokia.

castiel-is-wonderful: sionainnlindsay: castiel-is-wonderful: WAIT HOLD THE FUCK UP IS ‘MRS’ JUST...

Tue, 21 May 2013 00:09:22 -0400

castiel-is-wonderful:

sionainnlindsay:

castiel-is-wonderful:

WAIT HOLD THE FUCK UP

IS ‘MRS’ JUST MR’S

LIKE BELONGING TO MR

OMG

Mr comes from the French monsieur, which I think literally translates as ‘my lord’ and basically just means master, and Mrs comes from maistre which is the feminine form of master, so actually—for once—no.

This was an extremely relevant comment and I thank you for educating me

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Tue, 21 May 2013 00:08:17 -0400

weeds-areflowerstoo: fuck you, fuck you very very muuuuuuuuch

Tue, 21 May 2013 00:08:10 -0400

weeds-areflowerstoo:

fuck you, fuck you very very muuuuuuuuch

satans-fabulous-blog: morphingly: brightredkettle: are you the SAT because i’d do you for 3 hours...

Tue, 21 May 2013 00:08:05 -0400

satans-fabulous-blog:

morphingly:

brightredkettle:

are you the SAT because i’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes

with a ten minute break halfway through for snacks

That’s the most reasonable pick up line I’ve ever heard. You’re hired.

theblackwiggins: tongue-tickle-his-pickle: jefaislafeteavecgatsby: Do you guys ever just sit on...

Tue, 21 May 2013 00:07:37 -0400

theblackwiggins:

tongue-tickle-his-pickle:

jefaislafeteavecgatsby:

Do you guys ever just sit on your dash and you come across something you think one of your followers would like so you reblog it for them even though you don’t give two shits about it.

YES

everyday :)

these-times-will-pass: Love quotes? you will love this blog

Tue, 21 May 2013 00:07:16 -0400

these-times-will-pass:

Love quotes? you will love this blog

imagineharrypotter: gonnaslapabitch: do you ever feel like you have a crush on someone and then...

Tue, 21 May 2013 00:06:42 -0400

imagineharrypotter:

gonnaslapabitch:

do you ever feel like you have a crush on someone and then the next day you’re like wow no it’s just friendship

and it’s a constant cycle of wow ilu oh wait no i dont no nvm yes i do ah no false alarm

it’s so confusing

zenandchill: oh my gosh! The memories.

Tue, 21 May 2013 00:06:27 -0400

zenandchill:

oh my gosh! The memories.

yanilavigne: (Quotes here)

Tue, 21 May 2013 00:06:02 -0400

yanilavigne:

(Quotes here)

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Tue, 21 May 2013 00:05:52 -0400

rumbaaa: wantonforwontons: So my mom and I have been working...

Tue, 21 May 2013 00:05:33 -0400

rumbaaa:

wantonforwontons:

So my mom and I have been working the same waitress job for 5-6 years now. She had been waitressing years before, but this is recently. Anyway, about… 15 minutes ago this guy she waited on left and told her to take care. Just that. Prior to this she had talked to him about Italy. Her people are from Florence, this and that, and she said she’s never been. She’s got 8 years of art education and she’s working a waitress job. It’s pretty… Sad and disappointing, I guess. Her and my father divorced 6 years ago and she hasn’t had a real job ever. Just been stuck in a small town she’s not from.

This man who we have never seen before tipped her 1000 dollars for a trip to Italy. Walked out, not another word.

Why does’t this have more notes

Oh.My.GOD.

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Tue, 21 May 2013 00:04:33 -0400

collao: unicornmunch: here’s a list of what i’d like to do with you: hug go on walks while holding...

Tue, 21 May 2013 00:04:10 -0400

collao:

unicornmunch:

here’s a list of what i’d like to do with you:

hug

go on walks while holding hands

smile

kiss

cuddle

have cute little dates

have movie nights

take adorable pictures

go new places

try new things

fall in love

brutally fuck you

look at the stars

do everything i was ever scared to do alone.

“brutally”… da fuq

Wakes up in the middle of the night

Tue, 21 May 2013 00:03:47 -0400

*Wakes up in the middle of the night*
Me: Please don't be 6am
*1;48am*
Me: MERRY FUCKING CHRISTMAS TO ME!
*Shoves face back into pillow*

weeds-areflowerstoo: i cant

Tue, 21 May 2013 00:03:40 -0400

weeds-areflowerstoo:

i cant

pursuitofhapppinessss: THROWBACK.

Tue, 21 May 2013 00:03:28 -0400

pursuitofhapppinessss:

THROWBACK.